“Foooooood…”
I swear, a slug
could crawl faster than the time it took for the big hand to tick to the next
minute on the clock. It was driving me up the wall. My teacher wasn’t helping
my slow decline into insanity, doing an outstanding impression of Charlie
Brown’s educator and wah-wah-wah-ing away in the front of the room. I didn’t
have time to listen to her; I had places to be, people to see! And they were
going to be waiting for me outside when school was over, ready to save me from
the horror that was my B.O. infused sauna of a bus and to start a great
afternoon. I’d been looking forward to seeing them for weeks. So, yeah, class
needed to be done, say, five minutes ago.
I
was just starting to get jittery when the shrill, mildly painful bell (that
usually made me cringe but today was the best symphony ever conducted) rang
out, waking the rest of the students from their temporary comas. I went flying
out of my seat, into the hallway, and to my locker as fast as Usain Bolt in a
sprint, then packed my bag and jogged out of the school. I saw the car I had
been waiting for and got in the back as fast as I could. My mouth was open as
soon as my bag was on the floor and I had bounced onto the soft cushion of the
seat that was under me.
“Oh
thank god! I’m so glad you guys are here! My teacher took a year to finish
talking and the bell would not ring
for anything, and it was so annoying but it’s okay now because you’re here and
I’m so happy because I missed you so much and you need to tell me all about
college.”
“Ummmm,”
my sister Tara said with an exasperated little smile, drawing out the last
letter while her best friend Lisa snickered next to her. “Okay then. We missed
you too! And we can talk all about that later, but we have food to get and then
a movie to get to, so…”
“Right,
yeah, food, Maze Runner, let’s go,” I replied. Tara nodded her head and pulled
out of the parking lot, and we drove while she and Lisa talked about their
first year of college over the blaring of the radio. I hadn’t gotten to see
them much over the year, and wanted to know everything. It had been different
without having them around.
Halfway through the drive, Lisa turned around
and threw a black t-shirt, black shorts, some paper, tape, and scissors into
the back seat. She told me to put the clothes on and start cutting the paper
into spots and ears. I did as she said, though it was hard with the bumpy ride,
and had just finished when we pulled into the Home Depot parking lot across
from the Chick-Fil-A that was on the way to the mall. We all got out of the car
and Tara told Lisa and me to tape the white spots onto our clothes, so we kind
of looked like backwards cows. After doing that, and snapping a quick picture,
we turned towards the heavenly scent of chicken and fries coming from the
restaurant sat on the other side of the ocean of stilled cars.
“We’re
gonna have to run through that mess to get across the street, aren’t we?” I
asked.
“Yep,”
Lisa answered with a happy grin, “now run!”
And
so we ran, dressed like confused cows with our black clothes and white spots
and cool wind blowing in our hair, across the street to get free food for Cow
Appreciation Day. We looked ridiculous and I knew it, but it didn’t matter
because it was the most fun I’d had since they left for college. The best thing
happened while we were running, breaking me out of my thoughts of the picture
the three of us must have made and almost breaking Lisa all together.
“What
do we want?!?” she yelled over her shoulder to us, having been the first to
leap.
“Fooooooooood,”
Tara and I chorused out simultaneously. We had gotten across the street,
straight in front of the restaurant, when we said it, and we stopped in our
tracks. Lisa turned to us slowly, eyes big and smile as wide as the Cheshire
cat’s.
“Did
you guys do that on purpose?” she asked, voice quivering with barely contained
giggles. “Was that planned?”
Tara
and I both shook our heads no, because it really was just a perfectly timed
coincidence, and Lisa started cackling so hard it brought tears to her eyes.
She went crashing to the ground, shaking with amusement, and only got up with
our help. We all laughed our way into the restaurant, where weirdly enough
there was no line, ordered our food, and then went back to eat in the car.
Tara, Lisa, and I sat in silence in the car for about twenty minutes, focused
on our food, enjoying the salt of our fries and the cold ice of our drinks on
our tongues. We finished up eating and then drove to the movie, which we
watched (or maybe talked through) in our cow outfits, not caring about the
quiet laughing we could hear people trying to hide when they saw us. We were
too busy (I was, especially) savoring the day we were having with each other.
It
was a great day, like a flashback to before they left for school, when I could
spend as much time with them as I wanted. I dreaded its end. That would mean
them going back to being hours away, taking my entertainment with them, which
was annoying because that was never an issue before. The day had to end
eventually, though, and as they were leaving I realized that at least when they
came back, the day would be extra fun all over again. That made it worth it.
This is adorable.
ReplyDeleteThis story is very descriptive and funny!
ReplyDeleteReally well written, and I love that story.
ReplyDeleteI like your paper almost as much as you like food!
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